My all time favorite holiday movies (in order):
1. Ernest Saves Christmas
2. Bad Santa
3. Christmas Vacation
4. Elf
5. Santa Does Dallas
6. Harold & Kumar go to christmas
7. Bill & Santa's Excellent Adventure

if I ever attain public office, I promise to mandate that anyone who wishes to use the self-scan thingy at the grocery store (or anywhere that has one) he must pass a test and get a license which must be updated on a regular basis, like every five years or so.