One question that will never be answered: Which came first, shell-don williams, or Ken Griffey Jr. with gigantism?

Frankly, I really don't care who did what to who. Ken Griffey Jr. with gigantism is much funnier than the soon-to-be-next-first-round-draft-bust, shell-don williams.
("It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everybody's invited!")

So I was at the game today. I wasn't expecting much of a game, and it really wasn't. It was a 3 possession game most of the time. However, it was still a great time just reading all of the signs that the oh so clever students came up with:

What's JJ Redick's favorite foul? the back door violation (so inventive were these students, that when security tried to confiscate it, they just passed it down the row to some other students)

Our (Gary) Williams is better than your (shell-don) Williams

Coach K is a piece of Krzit. (There's no way a name spelled like is actually pronounced like everyone thinks it is.)

Of course there were several others that I either couldn't read or weren't funny. F them.

In attendance: Cal ripken jr, the guy who owns the ravens, lefty driesell, Wilbon and Kornholser (wearing a cap, like no one knows how bald he is) the Sportscenter anchor who went to UMD, and Mike Grinnon.